Category: selina mayer

Selina : It’s a date and no sex. For me that was 12years of marriage.

Selina : It’s a date and no sex. For me that was 12years of marriage.

Selina : But it was a joke.

Selina : But it was a joke.
Dan : If I could, I think I would behoove you to make an apology as soon as possible, in which case I can get someone in your office from an appropriate mental health charity…
Mike : Who the fuck is pretty boy? Who the fuck is pretty boy?
Dan : Look it’s going to be in the papers tomorrow.
Mike : Not necessarily. Let’s not make it the story and panic, okay? What if Tom Hanks dies?
Everyone : WHAT???
Gary : What a dark thought.
Mike : I’m not wishing that. I’m saying anything could happen… Tom Hanks could die.
Dan : How did you get this job? You really want to base your press strategy based on trying to figure out when Tom Hanks is gonna die.
Amy : Can we not strategize in a closet?

Selina : Okay what do you think of Dan?

Selina : Okay what do you think of Dan?
Amy : Oh, Dan is a shit.
Selina : You want to expand on that?
Amy : Sure. He is a massive and total shit. When you first meet him, you think surely to God this man can’t be as big a shit as he seems, but he is. ‘Cause like if there were a book with covers made of shit, you’d think “That’s intriguing. I wonder what’s in this book that they saw fit to give it covers made of pure shit.” And then you open it and….. shit.

Senator Hallowes : Get plastics off your back? No sorry Selina that will be bad for me.

Senator Hallowes : Get plastics off your back? No sorry Selina that will be bad for me.
Selina : Oh come on!
Hallowes : Honey, what is plastics made of? You piss off plastics, you piss off oil. And you do not want to fuck with those guys, because they fuck in a very unpleasant fashion.

Selina : What about senator Reeves? Is he dead yet?

Selina : What about senator Reeves? Is he dead yet?
Amy : Not yet. He’s mostly intravenous. He has so many tubes in him, he looks like a set of bagpipes.