Category: dan egan

juliaslouisdreyfus: Dan + Amy in every episod…

juliaslouisdreyfus:

Dan + Amy in every episode

5.03 – The Eagle

elizabthturner: You’ll be such a great dad. Th…

elizabthturner:

You’ll be such a great dad. That’s how I was raised.

#DaddyEgan2k18 #his kid’s gonna be so fucked up #wearing suits instead of onesies and shit

elizabthturner: dan/amy + imagine your otp [2…

elizabthturner:

dan/amy + imagine your otp [2/?]

elizabthturner: It’s so smooth, it’s amazing….

elizabthturner:

It’s so smooth, it’s amazing. It’s like touching a child’s face.

#psycho puppy!dan might be my favourite dan

elizabthturner: dan/amy + imagine your otp [1…

elizabthturner:

dan/amy + imagine your otp [1/?]

yourtinseltinkerbell: ENDLESS LIST OF ALL MY F…

yourtinseltinkerbell:

ENDLESS LIST OF ALL MY FAVORITE CHARACTERS: DAN EGAN

Dan, you’re like the closest person I’ve ever met to the guy in American Psycho. And I think you might think that that’s a compliment, but that’s just because a part of your brain is missing.

You dumped my daughter by text message and did…

You dumped my daughter by text message and didn’t even apologize.

juliaslouisdreyfus: Dan + Amy in every episode 1.07 Full…

juliaslouisdreyfus:

Dan + Amy in every episode

1.07 Full Disclosure

You know, I’m very glad I decided at the time that Dan’s line about “schoolgirls…

You know, I’m very glad I decided at the time that Dan’s line about “schoolgirls can’t keep secrets” was said purely to generate a reaction from Amy, and was not in any way sincere, because…in light of all the Roy Moore stories, that line becomes considerably less funny.

If they could make him slightly less sexually gross next year, that’d be nice.

juliaslouisdreyfus: Dan + Amy in every episode 1.07 Full…

juliaslouisdreyfus:

Dan + Amy in every episode

1.07 Full Disclosure