DAN BOUGHT HER THAT DAMN NECKLACE IM CALLING I…

DAN BOUGHT HER THAT DAMN NECKLACE IM CALLING IT NOW

I couldn’t get into this in the BtS chapter (especially as Amy is drunk, and not picking up on what Dan’s higher than usual level of interest signifies) but he didn’t buy it.

However he did pick it out for Mike, which is why he wants to know if she likes it.

I was basically picturing Mike not working and complaining that he doesn’t know what to buy for Amy, and Dan looking at his computer screen (and all the possible internet shopping options Mike had opened up) and saying “no not that, this, don’t you know her at all, she’d never wear…” whatever awful thing Mike had picked out as a possibility. With as many girlfriends as he’s had, Dan must have some idea of how to shop for women.

I wish I could have done, like, fake blogposts or whatever for the political shippers who I mention in this fic, but my visual fakery skills are non-existent, so…