I'm really sorry to bother you but you&#0…

I'm really sorry to bother you but you're fionnabhair????? I basically downloaded each of your completed fics and read them like a book!!??!! I love you?!! I'm sorry for being weird anyway I love

Indeed, it is I! You have penetrated my cunning disguise, and now the only solution is…is…

I don’t know, I can’t keep the joke going that long. Anyway, I’m really glad you’ve enjoyed the fics. If I could spend all my time writing them, I would, because I do genuinely enjoy it, but alas…

(And then sometimes I look at the Amazon self-publish thing for original work and have…thoughts).