i love how Not Eating Pork is always the one universal constant among non-practicing/secular muslims. everything else varies from person to person but the pigs stay unwelcome. throwing back drinks til you black out? it’s chill. a new tinder hookup every day? whatever. heading to vegas to blow your whole life savings? perhaps a bit much but who are we to judge. a lil BLT tho? absolutely fucking not

so, uh, any particular theories on why…?

bacon gives you no clout 

This amuses me – I’m not sure why – when I consider that of all the lapsed vegetarians I know, the universal breaking point was bacon. (Me, I’d eventually start pining for rare steak, but not them).